I've run into more dead ends than a nearsighted proctologist working with cadavers. Seriously, I'm a passionate Indie filmmaker that just can't catch a break. The Hollywood mogul hasn't come-a-calling. The interview hasn't been granted by the local media. My press releases are pretty much ignored. I announce my recent film on YouTube: Lusus Naturae (Freak of Nature) is pushing 10,000 views in one week alone, Big Yawn. Even after producing commercials, documentaries and many other Indie projects, still nothing. So, I'm gonna run my own ad in the alternative weekly here and generate my own damn buzz. That's where you come in. All donations to my PayPal account will help defray the cost of the ad - a FULL PAGE spread guaranteed to kick some ass. Advertising is very expensive, and my goal is $925.00  I Know, I Know!   WOOOW! But with enough people backing me, sending any donation - large or small, I can do this. My thanks will be extended promptly and will come with a great poster from my latest short film, suitable for framing in your local art museum. Check out the video and then make the contribution. Otherwise I might sic Tricia on you. Just kidding of course. I hope everyone enjoys my creativity in film. It's what I do! 


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